- Holy crap! That's faster than my cable modem at home! http://t.co/wr7fUoGZ #
- Sitting on the couch w/ Cynthia & the cat, drinking a Leinenkugels Summer Shandy & reading on my nook. #
- Cynthia & I can hear our neighbor snoring. #
- @ov3n @chiangku Maybe he saw the shooter, but not the victim. Or vice-versa. Or he had one eye closed. in reply to ov3n #
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- Spent the afternoon working on a priest's bicycle. He paid me w/ beer. Good times. #
- Earthquake in North Texas, who'da thunk it? #
- @lazydaysies @TxStormChasers That's 3 miles from me, no wonder I felt it. in reply to lazydaysies #
- Was just talking to a priest today who said he'd rather deal with tornadoes than earthquakes. Foreshadowing? #
- @markzero Yes, that was his reasoning. Pretty sure he wasn't expecting an earthquake tonight. in reply to markzero #
- Recovering from food poisoning & would like to describe my bowel movements, but I won't. No one wants to read about that shit. #punintended #
- I've seen 2 Juggalos in the span of 15 minutes downtown. Also, Juggalo autocompletes on the iPhone. #
- Pancakes! (@ The Original Pancake House) http://t.co/zm1g6iEg #
- Arianna says it's bed time. http://t.co/9nexr7ia #
- @zeuscomics Don't do it. Get out now while you still can. in reply to zeuscomics #
- @michaelagburton Exactly. The President doesn't control gas prices. in reply to michaelagburton #
- Dinnar! (@ The Black-eyed Pea) http://t.co/vDNTxWw6 #
- @lazydaysies @dbferguson @irving_news It's 2 blocks from home. We'll probably be there. in reply to lazydaysies #
- Getting the tires rotated at the happiest Discount Tire in the Metroplex. (@ Discount Tire) http://t.co/5NB7PgF5 #
- @mrsF5 I'm lactose intolerant, and I love ice cream. in reply to mrsF5 #
- @mrsF5 Yes, I like it quiet. So yes, I support her campaign. Unless the boys have something awesome. in reply to mrsF5 #
- @mrsF5 Oooh, Legos. Tough choices in this campaign. in reply to mrsF5 #
- @mrsF5 I'll spread the pieces on the floor & set the couch on fire as a safety precaution. #oldBillCosbyReference in reply to mrsF5 #
- @mrsF5 this ends before he sets the couch on fire, but it's a start. http://t.co/uNlrbokq in reply to mrsF5 #
- @mrsF5 Here's a better clip: http://t.co/nuj77w5K in reply to mrsF5 #
- @robotviking I bet you can't stop before I do. in reply to robotviking #
- @robotviking Bring it! in reply to robotviking #
- @robotviking Well played, sir. in reply to robotviking #
- @robotviking Or did you? in reply to robotviking #
- @MancowMuller @michaelagburton When George W Bush left office I was earning about $10k less per year than when he entered office. in reply to MancowMuller #
- @Velocentric @shelle21cdm Maybe if more children rode two abreast there'd be fewer of them who are overweight. in reply to Velocentric #
- Nice & refreshing. Did a good job of killing the spicy burning in my mouth. — Drinking a Summer Shandy @ homeb8s — http://t.co/wEecCi8x #
- The line of scrimmage in the #Cowboys game looks like it's sponsored by Living Social. Please tell me I'm wrong. #
- @WordsWFriends Yes, they are excellent words, but poorly played. in reply to WordsWFriends #
- I scored 343 points in Slate's news quiz & beat Farhad Manjoo's 297 points! Can you beat me? http://t.co/gsyd2pCv #
- Like no place else, bitches! (@ Chili's Grill & Bar) http://t.co/JHzfkkO1 #
- NBC needs to rethink where they place the stat bar on the #Olympic2012 divers. #nbcfail http://t.co/yOY3lxzF #
- Eating lunch while the Veloster has its 7500 mile checkup. (@ Babe's Chicken Dinner House) http://t.co/7NHOFibZ #
- I just reached Level 2 of the "Fried Check-in" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different fried chicken spot http://t.co/OmS8fzfy #