While at lunch today, I received the following text message:

Hey what size grey goose do u want?

It was from a number that I didn’t recognize.  So I thought, what the hell, why not respond?

The largest size available, of course.

To which the unknown person replied:

Lol will do

Since I was having fun with it, I decided to keep going:

When will it arrive?

I haven’t heard back yet.

I’m tempted to call the number and find out who it is.