While at lunch today, I received the following text message:
Hey what size grey goose do u want?
It was from a number that I didn’t recognize. So I thought, what the hell, why not respond?
The largest size available, of course.
To which the unknown person replied:
Lol will do
Since I was having fun with it, I decided to keep going:
When will it arrive?
I haven’t heard back yet.
I’m tempted to call the number and find out who it is.