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  • Just finishing watching Leathernecks. Cute movie. #
  • Just finished watching Leatherheads. Cute movie #
  • finally watching Planet Terror that we DVR’d Friday night. Should be fun. #
  • Planet Terror kicked ass. Heading to bed now. Getting up early to drive back to Dallas. #
  • Nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee. #
  • Packing the car will take 2 minutes. Waiting on @dbferguson to shut down her netbook. #
  • Lunch at Chicken Express in Durant, OK. That’s a 5-piece. http://twitpic.com/5xns3 #
  • @JennywithaY Yep, fried okra. More than we could eat. So we’ve got leftovers if you want me to send them to you. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • Got home about 30 minutes ago. Debating between taking a nap or going to the pool. #
  • Now I’ve got the Theme to Top Gun stuck in my head from watching the final 25 minutes of it. #
  • Gotta get up early tomorrow (today?) to pick up billing at the copy center & head up to corporate with it. Heading off to bed. #
  • I knew 7am would come too soon after 1am. #
  • Waiting on the train. Gonna be a hot @ muggy day. Glad I used some Gold Bond this AM. #
  • Wore my sunglasses out of the house, got to work & realized I forgot my regular glasses at home. #
  • the numbers from the copy center are much better this month. Almost as much as the last two months combined. #
  • @bikehugger here ya go: http://tinyurl.com/qn5y49 in reply to bikehugger #
  • @daysies because the CBI is a state agency & the State of California is broke. in reply to daysies #
  • My iPhone is filthy. #
  • Took over a call for my boss. They had her on death hold. Now I’m on death hold. Oh, wait, it’s ringing. #
  • The fuckers disconnected me. Now I’ve got to call them back. Bastards. #
  • Finally got through to a live person! #
  • Wow. I was on hold for 31 minutes, not including the 20+ that prior to being disconnected. #
  • Looking for solution to share access to a spreadsheet while protecting 1 column from edits & ability to print mailmerge for multiple users. #
  • Google Docs won’t do it. Downloading OpenOffice to see if it’ll work. Would need to store file on web server & hope users upload changes. #
  • @mangoradio I thought you were unhappy with your Jetta, why pimp it? in reply to mangoradio #
  • so sleepy. must feed cats, then off to bed. oh, and my finger hurts again. #
  • @jeckles Could you shoot me an email listing all your reasons for the hatred? Thanks. in reply to jeckles #
  • http://twitpic.com/66ew8 – @malfouka maybe the Post-It was left by this guy. #
  • It’s about time I got a decent night’s sleep. Only woke up twice. #
  • A beautiful day today. The view while waiting to be picked up at the train station: http://twitpic.com/66l7g #
  • @dbferguson I should leave soon so I make it in time on the train. in reply to dbferguson #
  • I ganked Leon’s 5-port switch so I don’t have to swap the network cable among the 3 computers on my desk. He won’t miss it. #
  • Just passed a set of twin Asian women in Catholic schoolgirl outfits. No time to take a pic for proof. #
  • @dbferguson I beg to differ on the Chivas & Coke. in reply to dbferguson #
  • Walking thru Downtown to the grocery store & tweeting while drunk is fun! #
  • That’s odd, they don’t look gay. #
  • Our $10 nachos have, ew dog pee, turned into $20 nachos. #
  • I HABE TO PEE REALLY BAD!!!! #
  • Belay that last tweet, the bathroom was actually unoccupied. #
  • Oh, & HABE = HAVE. #
  • @dbferguson Don’t forget free appetizers & drinks last night. in reply to dbferguson #
  • Hulu Desktop is evil. Seriously. #
  • I just spent the last 5+ hours watching Airwolf on Hulu. That is an evil, evil software. #
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  • Just registered @dbferguson & myself for @WordCampDallas. #wcdfw09 #
  • Catching train back to Downtown. Apparently I was to work at the Copy Center all week. #
  • Coming back to work at the Copy Center after working at Corporate is like going back to Bud Light after having Guinness. . #
  • @jendraknet I think they have a show on TLC called “John & Kate +8″ about their family of 8 small children. in reply to jendraknet #
  • Just figured out that if @dbferguson had been laid off 14 days later, my employer would have owed me $100. #
  • @jendraknet That’s a good idea, actually. Repubs did it with Obama & Clinton, we should do it with Parry & KBH. in reply to jendraknet #
  • @lnorthrup From what I understand, she has a large ass. She was on Big Bachelor or The Brother or some such “reality” show. in reply to lnorthrup #
  • @mangoradio what model VW do you have? in reply to mangoradio #
  • @mangoradio When our New Beetle dies, we’re never getting another VW. They’re too damn hard to work on & expensive to repair. in reply to mangoradio #
  • Did 3 loads of laundry last night to prep for trip to NWA. Need to get old router out of storage & pack. #
  • Customer came to talk about changes to proof. She looked like she got her makeup tips from watching Shaun of the Dead. #
  • Does no one pay attention to the signature line of an email? #
  • Yay! While going thru old Zip discs, I found a CSI story board that @toonbates did. I thought I’d lost it. #
  • @malfouka the # is called a hashtag. It’s for tracking topics. in reply to malfouka #
  • @kissthedog my wife and I love our iPhones. The new ones are supposed to be out in June/July, but the 3G is still a decent phone. in reply to kissthedog #
  • Well, shit. #
  • @JennywithaY no, but it’s not my place to say. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • @jendraknet I’ll have to talk to you about the radio station when I’m not on the iPhone. in reply to jendraknet #
  • @jendraknet “talk” = IM in reply to jendraknet #
  • Trying to decide if it’s worth it to stay up to watch Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror. #
  • It’s Sayed! #
  • & Fergie! #
  • Isn’t this the movie where Rose McGowan has her leg replaced with a machine gun? #
  • @mrmarkreed We recorded it on the DVR rather than stay up ungodly early to watch it. It looks fun. in reply to mrmarkreed #
  • When did Ice Cube turn into Eddie Murphy? #
  • Watched “Wanted” & “Slumdog Millionaire”. 1st was ok, 2nd was great. About to watch “Smart People”. #
  • My mother-in-law just said I have magic fingers. #
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  • There were a bunch of Goth kids hanging outside Opening Bell when I left tonight. #
  • I could sing this song w/o the lyrics, why can’t this guy do it with them? #
  • I love the new no smoking in bars ordinance. #
  • @dbferguson it was Love The One You’re With in reply to dbferguson #
  • Had to close the warehouse door, rain was coming in. #
  • Italian Torpedo for lunch, then catch the shuttle to #3 & home. Will work at NM this afternoon. #
  • Had to get maintenance to unlock my door since I didn’t have my keys. #
  • Still waiting for maintnance to unlock my door. It’s warm in the hall. I need to shower & dress for work. Can’t do that in the hall. #
  • Home for the day. Back is sore from moving boxes, & there’s nothing for me to do at NM. Will be working at Corp & Store 8 tomorrow. #
  • @dbferguson I didn’t go to the store. I can get a lemon if you like. in reply to dbferguson #
  • Just got up from a 3+ hour nap w/ @dbferguson. Dreamt about palletizing file boxes on. Only took 7.5 days for that to occur. Kinda scary. #
  • Waiting in the mist at the train station to be picked up by Leon. #
  • Made it in. Lance reclaimed the monitor from the area where I work. #
  • @jendraknet damn, I’d think 40 min of my time was worth more than any discount I’d get from Travelicity. in reply to jendraknet #
  • Back from lunch. Now I get to teach Kenneth how to set up an Excel spreadsheet. #
  • @dbferguson kinda makes you miss working here, doesn’t it. in reply to dbferguson #
  • On the way back from lunch my boss told me that a Minneapolis store needs training on a 242 & asked if I wanted to go. I of course said yes. #
  • She said she’d probably get Xerox to do it. #
  • I told her that if it was cheaper to send me, I’d go. I could visit my aunt & uncle while there. #
  • @jendraknet my boss chuckled when she heard it. in reply to jendraknet #
  • “Oh, I’m gonna buy the car, I’m thinking about twiffy.” #
  • Eating a Luann platter at Luby’s before the Jonathan Coulton show at the Granada. #
  • The people who chose to hate me a couple years ago are here. All but 1 pointedly ignored me. I guess they won’t get any merch tonight. #
  • @daysies if you tweet any Lost spoilers I will hunt you down & taunt you. Just sayin’. in reply to daysies #
  • @ignernt My day job is making copies. Tonight I worked the Merch Table at the @JonathanCoulton show in Dallas. in reply to ignernt #
  • @debosophy not yet. It’s on TiVo, waiting to be viewed. in reply to debosophy #
  • #earworm of the morning: @jonathancoulton’s version of Baby Got Back. #
  • @JennywithaY there’s always the possibility that he’s accessing the site via Safari on his iPhone. It is Stephen, after all. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • A 500mL bottle of Mtn Dew has helped me to wake up this morning. Listing the bottle size in mL makes it sound like it’s medication. #
  • @JennywithaY 500mL = 16.9 oz. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • @zeuscomics it’s going to be an autistic boy playing with a snow globe in his living room in Boston. in reply to zeuscomics #
  • @ignernt 500mL. I can take a pic later if you like. in reply to ignernt #
  • Saw 2 nuns in a car on the freeway while on my way to the DMV. #
  • @ignernt we also get 500mL bottles of Dr Pepper & Coke products. in reply to ignernt #
  • Apparently the DMV decided to ignore their form & require more documents than they say they do. #
  • @Lord_Darkstar better to find them that way than to find it on the bed. in reply to Lord_Darkstar #
  • Waiting for TXDoT to get new titles back to me & I have a headache. #
  • There’s a Sno-Cone hut across the street from the TXDoT office. Very tempting… #
  • The 5:20 train is more popular than the after 6pm trains. #
  • CVS doesn’t sell bread. Having to wlmalk 3 more blocks to the grocery store. #
  • Changed my pic. Might change it again. #
  • @ignernt here’s a Pepsi 500mL bottle: http://twitpic.com/57zgb #
  • The Copy Center has received 7 lookbook orders in the last 2 days, requiring 40000+ sheets of 28# paper. Looks like I’ll be busy next week. #
  • The #’s for May should look good, too. #
  • Waiting on my boss to be ready to leave so we can run Doc240 color drums to the Copy Center & then go work on boxes at the warehouse. #
  • I’m up, for some reason. Maybe because I’ve gotten used to getting 6 hours of sleep. #
  • It’s raining & I have things to do today. Buy $4/lb cat food by noon is one. #
  • @swisstoni Was just gonna suggest Tweetie. I switched to it yesterday & love it so far. My wife’s been using it for a few weeks & loves it. in reply to swisstoni #
  • Damn, the has to be the slowest gas pump ever. I’ve already washed all the windows, & it’s barely half-way though pumping 14 gallons. #
  • Installing OSX update 10.5.7. Let’s hope it goes through w/o a hitch. #
  • @swisstoni nope, Tweetie doesn’t highlight unread tweets, but it’s good about having the last read tweet at the top of the list. in reply to swisstoni #
  • OSX 10.5.7 update successful. #
  • @Lord_Darkstar He’s recognizing your position as head of the house. Seriously. Was the mouse carcass headless? in reply to Lord_Darkstar #
  • was about to head out to dinner & a movie, but a friend of @dbferguson just called, so there’ll be a delay. #
  • Waiting in theater for Star Trek to start. There are only 2 other people here. #
  • #earworms this AM: Prince – When Doves Cry, followed by a Led Zeppelin song that I can’t figure out the name of. #
  • Typing when middle finger on left hand is in pain is very difficult. E’s are easy to hit, D’s not so much, and C’s are extremely painful. #
  • Ripping, err, “importing” @paulandstorm CDs into iTunes. #
  • @JennywithaY I think I’ve got arthritis. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • @JennywithaY yes, but only the middle finger. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • How can a restaurant run out of half of their soft drink options? Only one choice for caffeine: Pepsi. #
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  • @dbferguson it looks like my site, only with your logo & posts. in reply to dbferguson #
  • I do not feel like working today. I also can’t work from home, & I barely have 1 sick day left. So I’m @ work. #
  • Overheard @ work: “Holla dolla mofo bitch. Nomeen mofo huh. Holla dolla mina muthafucka. How she gon dodat?” At least it sounded like that. #
  • “A Hatian from Haiti would contact his contact with the information.” #
  • I’m wiped out. Gonna head to bed. #
  • @ignernt ampersand = &. @ is called the “at sign”. in reply to ignernt #
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  • just got up from a ~3hr nap. It’s been a long weekend, but not long enough. #
  • I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches, just ask @dbferguson. #
  • Been laying in bed for the last hour listening to the violent thunderstorm outside. I just want to sit at home today and enjoy it. #
  • @kissthedog Have you seen the Dallas Weather radar for this morning? http://tr.im/jO9l in reply to kissthedog #
  • Luis has called in sick today, so it looks like I’ll be working at the Copy Center instead of at Corporate today. #
  • Got to work & discovered my area trashed. Then I smacked the shit out of my skull on a server rack. #
  • Good news is they haven’t ordered any stock this month, so expenses will be lower to help offset the dismal sales. #
  • About to head back to work from lunch. Not looking forward to it. It’s humid as a mofo out there. It’s also humid as a mofo at work. #
  • Watching 2009 Women’s Cyclocross Championships on NBC Universal. #
  • @MacTastic dude, pho totally rocks. It’s a Vietnamese noodle soup. in reply to MacTastic #
  • Waiting to be picked up at Arapaho Station. It’s kinda chilly today, & foggy in Richardson. It was sunny Downtown. #
  • Entering billing for NM. Here’s hoping it isn’t crappy again. #
  • Woohoo! 3 jobs just more than doubled the sales total! #
  • The numbers for April are better than for March. #
  • @JennywithaY they still suck ass, though. They might not be too bad, though, since my payroll won’t affect it & they didn’t order stock. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • There’s a guy at the next table on the patio at Potbelly’s smoking a Capri. #
  • Excel formula: =IF(D5+E5=0,” “,(IF(K5<=I5,DATE(H5+4,I5,J5),DATE(H5+5,I5,J5)))) #
  • I get to pick up my boss at the auto repair shop on my way to work today. #
  • @debosophy since she’s reimbursing my train fare & letting me use a company vehicle, I doubt it. in reply to debosophy #
  • @debosophy yeah, I never expected you of all people to make that assumption. in reply to debosophy #
  • Didn’t pick up my boss this AM after all. She walked the 2 blocks instead. She then had me go to the old warehouse & haul more trash. #
  • @dbferguson except we have Spinal Tap tix & there’s a reptile show in Arlington. in reply to dbferguson #
  • @tombert yes, it is worth it to sleep tonight. @dbferguson & I stayed up prior to our NYC trip & it blew the 1st day of the trip. in reply to tombert #
  • Cursebird Report: @monogodo swears like a Gangsta Rapper. Ranked: 107,521st worldwide. – http://cursebird.com/monogodo #
  • I’m a moron. Been looking thru a stack of labels for the right one. Realized I can searhc the excel file & find it faster. #
  • @vicmag76 I know of 3 people who flew today, 1 on AA. in reply to vicmag76 #
  • Apparently people on Stemmons Freeway think the highway designation (35) is the speed limit. Fucktards. #
  • Chillin’ in @dbferguson’s cube ’cause I failed to call her to let her know I was on my way. She works in a nice office. #
  • In a really loud Buffalo Wild Wings for Boneless Thursday. TV is blaring. Oh good, the screaming kid just left, as did the loud lesbians. #
  • Our female cat is going to town bathing her genitals. She’s making all kinds of wet slurpy sounds. #
  • @dbferguson I’ll wait for your assessment before I get it. If it’s faster than TwitterFon, it might just be worth it. in reply to dbferguson #
  • The Hole In The Wall Burgers & Blues is cash only, do I’m at Quizno’s. #
  • Let’s see how this Torpedo is. #
  • @dbferguson it’s not too bad. I had the Beef Backn & Cheddar. in reply to dbferguson #
  • Backn = Bacon #
  • W/ happy ending? RT @mcuban: is there anything better than a long scalp massage when u get yr haircut? I would pay extra for another 15mins! #
  • I’m used to geting magazines in the mail before the month starts, but c’mon @BicyclingMag, the June issue arrived May 1? #
  • about to head out for breakfast & banking. Have to pick up my expense check on the way. Dishes & laundry when we get back, then Spinal Tap! #
  • @jendraknet That’s our pool area. You have to come up for a visit. in reply to jendraknet #
  • In line at Nokia Theatre for a Spinal Tap T-shirt. #
  • @dbferguson is going thru connectivity withdrawals ’cause there is next to no signal @ our seats. We’ll actually have to talk to each other. #
  • I was hoping for a douchbag-free evening. Alas, no such luck. #
  • Pics to prove it happened: Spinal Tap. http://twitpic.com/4ghfa #
  • @swisstoni re: Wolverine. Good to know. We won’t waste our $20 on tickets & will instead wait to see it on basic cable. in reply to swisstoni #
  • Interesting conversation at the next table. Topic changes every minute or so. #
  • There’s a woman putting on her makeup while pumping gas at 7-11. #
  • @Clay_Harrison That makes two people I know who disapprove of Wolverine. in reply to Clay_Harrison #
  • about to head down to the hot tub. Won’t be bringing the iPhone, don’t want to risk it getting wet. #
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