• just got up from a ~3hr nap. It’s been a long weekend, but not long enough. #
  • I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches, just ask @dbferguson. #
  • Been laying in bed for the last hour listening to the violent thunderstorm outside. I just want to sit at home today and enjoy it. #
  • @kissthedog Have you seen the Dallas Weather radar for this morning? http://tr.im/jO9l in reply to kissthedog #
  • Luis has called in sick today, so it looks like I’ll be working at the Copy Center instead of at Corporate today. #
  • Got to work & discovered my area trashed. Then I smacked the shit out of my skull on a server rack. #
  • Good news is they haven’t ordered any stock this month, so expenses will be lower to help offset the dismal sales. #
  • About to head back to work from lunch. Not looking forward to it. It’s humid as a mofo out there. It’s also humid as a mofo at work. #
  • Watching 2009 Women’s Cyclocross Championships on NBC Universal. #
  • @MacTastic dude, pho totally rocks. It’s a Vietnamese noodle soup. in reply to MacTastic #
  • Waiting to be picked up at Arapaho Station. It’s kinda chilly today, & foggy in Richardson. It was sunny Downtown. #
  • Entering billing for NM. Here’s hoping it isn’t crappy again. #
  • Woohoo! 3 jobs just more than doubled the sales total! #
  • The numbers for April are better than for March. #
  • @JennywithaY they still suck ass, though. They might not be too bad, though, since my payroll won’t affect it & they didn’t order stock. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • There’s a guy at the next table on the patio at Potbelly’s smoking a Capri. #
  • Excel formula: =IF(D5+E5=0,” “,(IF(K5<=I5,DATE(H5+4,I5,J5),DATE(H5+5,I5,J5)))) #
  • I get to pick up my boss at the auto repair shop on my way to work today. #
  • @debosophy since she’s reimbursing my train fare & letting me use a company vehicle, I doubt it. in reply to debosophy #
  • @debosophy yeah, I never expected you of all people to make that assumption. in reply to debosophy #
  • Didn’t pick up my boss this AM after all. She walked the 2 blocks instead. She then had me go to the old warehouse & haul more trash. #
  • @dbferguson except we have Spinal Tap tix & there’s a reptile show in Arlington. in reply to dbferguson #
  • @tombert yes, it is worth it to sleep tonight. @dbferguson & I stayed up prior to our NYC trip & it blew the 1st day of the trip. in reply to tombert #
  • Cursebird Report: @monogodo swears like a Gangsta Rapper. Ranked: 107,521st worldwide. – http://cursebird.com/monogodo #
  • I’m a moron. Been looking thru a stack of labels for the right one. Realized I can searhc the excel file & find it faster. #
  • @vicmag76 I know of 3 people who flew today, 1 on AA. in reply to vicmag76 #
  • Apparently people on Stemmons Freeway think the highway designation (35) is the speed limit. Fucktards. #
  • Chillin’ in @dbferguson’s cube ’cause I failed to call her to let her know I was on my way. She works in a nice office. #
  • In a really loud Buffalo Wild Wings for Boneless Thursday. TV is blaring. Oh good, the screaming kid just left, as did the loud lesbians. #
  • Our female cat is going to town bathing her genitals. She’s making all kinds of wet slurpy sounds. #
  • @dbferguson I’ll wait for your assessment before I get it. If it’s faster than TwitterFon, it might just be worth it. in reply to dbferguson #
  • The Hole In The Wall Burgers & Blues is cash only, do I’m at Quizno’s. #
  • Let’s see how this Torpedo is. #
  • @dbferguson it’s not too bad. I had the Beef Backn & Cheddar. in reply to dbferguson #
  • Backn = Bacon #
  • W/ happy ending? RT @mcuban: is there anything better than a long scalp massage when u get yr haircut? I would pay extra for another 15mins! #
  • I’m used to geting magazines in the mail before the month starts, but c’mon @BicyclingMag, the June issue arrived May 1? #
  • about to head out for breakfast & banking. Have to pick up my expense check on the way. Dishes & laundry when we get back, then Spinal Tap! #
  • @jendraknet That’s our pool area. You have to come up for a visit. in reply to jendraknet #
  • In line at Nokia Theatre for a Spinal Tap T-shirt. #
  • @dbferguson is going thru connectivity withdrawals ’cause there is next to no signal @ our seats. We’ll actually have to talk to each other. #
  • I was hoping for a douchbag-free evening. Alas, no such luck. #
  • Pics to prove it happened: Spinal Tap. http://twitpic.com/4ghfa #
  • @swisstoni re: Wolverine. Good to know. We won’t waste our $20 on tickets & will instead wait to see it on basic cable. in reply to swisstoni #
  • Interesting conversation at the next table. Topic changes every minute or so. #
  • There’s a woman putting on her makeup while pumping gas at 7-11. #
  • @Clay_Harrison That makes two people I know who disapprove of Wolverine. in reply to Clay_Harrison #
  • about to head down to the hot tub. Won’t be bringing the iPhone, don’t want to risk it getting wet. #