• Heading off to bed. @dbferguson starts her new job in 8h 45m. Good luck, sweetie. bzzzzz #
  • This scanner is pissing me off. It lost 200 pages. #
  • @bikehugger no, but if I were on my laptop & not on my iPhone, I’d bobroll you. in reply to bikehugger #
  • Just got off the phone with my mother in the hospital. She’ll live. #
  • I second that. RT @tombert: It’s too early in the morning to be awake. #
  • So tired today. Got an OK amount of sleep, so I don’t know what’s up. #
  • In other news, mother’s in hospital w/ mystery ailment, maternal grandma is not doing well, & paternal grandma had a stroke. #
  • Just found out I spent the last 2 work days scanning files that didn’t need to be scanned. Oh, well. #
  • I’ve now had a half-liter of Mtn Dew, & I’m still sleepy. WTF is up w/ that? #
  • Someone in A/R entered a client’s street address as Natural Bridge Caveins Road, instead of Natural Bridge Caverns Road. #
  • That was a good lunch, even if the break room is noisy. #
  • Just pulled out 4 staples that were being used to hold 4 sheets of 20# paper together. Can you say overkill? #
  • I’m really starting to dislike pullin staples. #
  • @woofytexan set it up via the Apple online first. You won’t need text msgs for push. Only get them if you text a lot. in reply to woofytexan #
  • About to hit the hot tub with @dbferguson & my boss & her husband. #
  • back from pool. Boss & her husband are on their way home. @dbferguson is showering to get rid of chlorine. #
  • I think my iphone is dying. It keeps freezing for no reason. #
  • WTF is up with this train driver? I can walk faster than this. #
  • Bastard train operator went so slow that he added 3 minutes to my commute. Also, the woman next to me smelled drunk. #
  • More scanning today. There are a total of 4 file boxes to be scanned. I can probably do 2/day. I hope to do more. #
  • @daysies Nilla wafers are great when you dip them in Julie’s Organic Caramel Ice Cream. in reply to daysies #
  • @Lord_Darkstar the things my iPhone doesn’t do that the new one does are things I never did anyway. in reply to Lord_Darkstar #
  • Sitting in a too-fucking-loud Irish Pub waiting to order food. #
  • Within the realm of the arts no form reveals the magic of collaboration more beautifully than that of music. #
  • @jendraknet this is from The Weather Channel: http://twitpic.com/75wuz in reply to jendraknet #
  • @Lord_Darkstar I’ve got pic mail. I can email a pic to anyone w/ an email address & can receive them, too. in reply to Lord_Darkstar #
  • @jendraknet just saw that Radio Shack has a weather radio for $19.99. in reply to jendraknet #
  • @Lord_Darkstar I can send/receive email on my iPhone. Surely other 3G phones can do the same. Hell, my 2G Sony Ericsson could do that. in reply to Lord_Darkstar #
  • Just did billing for the 1st half of June. It’s not looking good. But they do have some large color jobs pending. #
  • @daysies if you had a C in you last name, you’d have my mom’s name. in reply to daysies #
  • There’s another progressive dinner Downtown. $65/person (+ tip). Limit 50 people. In the Arts District. We were still hungry after last 1. #
  • @tombert I knew that. in reply to tombert #
  • facebook.com/dan.bates #
  • g’night, all #
  • Based on the waiting passengers, if I didn’t know better I’d think this airline was Greyhound. #
  • Chillin’ @ Starbucks w/ @dbferguson in Euless. #
  • WTF is it with today’s youth? GET OFF MY LAWN! #
  • There’s another woman with no top on by the pool across the street. But she’s lying face-down & I can see the bikini straps next to her. #
  • @JennywithaY if she does I’m sure she’ll re-tie her bra straps before doing so. in reply to JennywithaY #
  • @lnorthrup The next flight out isn’t until tomorrow, and runs $400, so it’s out of the under-$100 budget. Sorry. in reply to lnorthrup #
  • Pho has been consumed: http://twitpic.com/7c80c #
  • Just finished eating french toast & fried eggs. #
  • Waiting at the Genius Bar for my iPhone appt. #