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  • My new leather belt creaks like a cop's holster. #
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  • Cheap & tasty, bitches! (@ Pizza Patron) http://t.co/nWxJb1ZD #
  • Watching BSG. Please tell me the second season doesn't rehash the origin story every episode like season one. #
  • This is probably not what you think it is. http://t.co/kNWmwSAc #
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  • On the bus last night, there was a smell of burning rubber, then a thud, then the bus stopped. Oops. http://t.co/9BRXO6Ik #
  • Getting our Asian Fusion on, bitches! (@ P.F. Chang's w/ 4 others) http://t.co/H9NS0Ku5 #
  • Beef eye-of-round, bitches! (@ Pho Empire) http://t.co/h0AVBqY2 #
  • Just discovered that @dbferguson & I can't go to bed for at least another hour due to frosting needing to chill. #
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  • Did a google search for anagram. It responded w/ "Did you mean: nag a ram". Well played, google. #
  • To me, one of the most disgusting smells is ketchup. The guy in front of me on the bus is eating a hamburger. W/ ketchup. #
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