So I went out for a bike ride/night of drinking with Matt last night. We met at The Grapevine, where I had 4 beers. Cristy showed up, and the 3 of us chatted for a while about all kinds of things. Then Matt & I rode through Downtown Dallas & Deep Ellum to the Elbow [...]

Some drunk mofo just said: “Turkey’s not a country.” Dumbass.