Apologies for taking so long to wrap up this story. To refresh your memory, I participated in a bizarre text message conversation a while back. The gist of it is that the texter thought I was someone else, bought a large bottle of Grey Goose for me, and expected me to come over that night [...]

To refresh your memory, I received a text message from a number I didn’t recognize, so I decided to have some fun. It started out as follows: Mystery Texter: Hey what size grey goose do u want? me: The largest one available, of course. MT: Lol will do me: When will it arrive? I didn’t [...]

While at lunch today, I received the following text message: Hey what size grey goose do u want? It was from a number that I didn’t recognize.  So I thought, what the hell, why not respond? The largest size available, of course. To which the unknown person replied: Lol will do Since I was having [...]