Strange Text Message - The Final Chapter
Posted by monogodo | Filed under Odd stuff
Apologies for taking so long to wrap up this story. To refresh your memory, I participated in a bizarre text message conversation a while back. The gist of it is that the texter thought I was someone else, bought a large bottle of Grey Goose for me, and expected me to come over that night to drink & hang out. We’d gone back & forth with plans for the evening, each reply getting more and more bizarre. Of course, I didn’t show.
Here’s the conversation from the next day:
Mystery Texter: Hope u did well on the test today
Test? Apparently, the Mystery Texter thinks I’m a student.
me: Aced it. Had a great time last night. Sure was a wild one, wasn’t it?
MT: Sadly all we did was go to bed. Looking forward to tonight.
MT: Still coming over tonight?
me: Wait a minute. If I wasn’t at your place last night, where was I?
MT: Good question. Ur coming over tonight to get naked. Why hd a wild night last night?
me: Thought it was with you. Maybe we’re confused. I came over, drank a bunch of grey goose, and the rest is a haze. You’re telling me I didn’t come over?
MT: Sadly yes. We still have ur bottle here. U never came over. Did u dream it? lol
me: No, I’m hung over. I’m sure it happened.
MT: Didnt come to our place. R u tonight? R u at work?
MT: So r u coming over tonight to have fun?
me: Going to a concert tonight, so I can’t come over.
I really was going to a concert that night. One of the few true things I texted.
MT: That sucks. Would u like me to drop off the grey goose at ur place?
me: Sure.
MT: R u at ur place?
me: Yes.
I wasn’t home, I was at work.
MT: Be there in a bit.
me: See ya soon.
MT: Whats ur apt number?
me: 729
Just a number I made up.
MT: Sorry im lost
Of course s/he was.
MT: Where do u work again?
Not gonna tell ya that, I don’t want any retaliation. Maybe I can turn this around and put it on them.
me: Are you sure you’re texting the right person, and not simply fucking with me?
MT: Who is this? Cause i got the wrong person I think.
MT: Is this Lauren?
me: No.
MT: My Bad. I’m a idiot. Sorry to bother u and have a good one
Damn, I was having fun. Maybe I can get them to play some more.
me: Well, if I didn’t get drunk with you last night, who was I with?
MT: Good Question. I dont even know u
Apparently not.
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The strange text message got stranger
Posted by monogodo | Filed under Odd stuff
To refresh your memory, I received a text message from a number I didn’t recognize, so I decided to have some fun. It started out as follows:
Mystery Texter: Hey what size grey goose do u want?
me: The largest one available, of course.
MT: Lol will do
me: When will it arrive?
I didn’t hear anything for a while. Then about an hour later, it started up again:
MT: The grey goose?
me: Yes, the grey goose. I’m getting thirsty thinking about it.
MT: Lol i don’t get off till about 530. And ill make run to the liquor store around 6 so it will be ready for u to take home when u come over.
me: Was I supposed to come over tonight?
MT: I thought u were just to hang out? Maybe smoke the hooka a lil?
me (trying to get an idea of who it might be): That’s right. Refresh my memory, how do I get there?
MT: Give us a call when ur on ur way and well give u directions
MT: Its awesome to find someone who we dont freak out
me (maybe I can freak them out a bit): Should I bring my leather?
MT: Please do
me (damn, didn’t work, maybe this will): My sister would like to come, too. Is that ok?
MT: Thats cool. R yall drinking and having fun?
me: Not yet. Looking forward to tonight.
MT: Why r u looking forward too it?
me (shit, am I busted?): Because it sounds fun.
MT: It will be. Wanna play whos the vigges pervert,
me (Cool, I’m not. Let’s see where this’ll take us): Sure. You in first.
MT: Me in first,
MT: ?
me: Yes.
MT: Ok but if u get us naked i swear lol
me: I thought that was the goal. . .
MT: Lol. Well i know it wont be hard for you to get jess naked lol
WTF? I know someone named Jess. Could this be someone that actually knows me and is texting me by mistake?
MT: Just get ready to have fun tonight
MT: Dont wear to much lol
Another long break with no messages. I was thinking about who it could be, and even called my wife to see what she thought. I did a reverse white pages lookup on the number, but all it told me was that it was a cell phone using the same cell provider that I use. No help there.
me: Where do you work that you can spend all this time texting me?
MT: Pharmacy. And its slow
I thought I’d try to let them down easy, and try to get out of “coming over” like they thought I was:
me: It looks like I won’t be able to get away from work until after 7 pm. Is that too late to come over?
MT: Of course not well be up late tonight
Crap. Didn’t work.
MT: Ur grey goose was 25
MT: What time do u think yal will be here?
By the time I received the above message, I was already home. I didn’t bother responding. Later, I received this:
MT: Probably. We can order it when we’re done.
I have no idea what “it” is. Or what it is that they are doing that they’ll be waiting until after they’re done to order.
I hope they had a nice night, whoever they were.
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Strange text message conversation
Posted by monogodo | Filed under Odd stuff
While at lunch today, I received the following text message:
Hey what size grey goose do u want?
It was from a number that I didn’t recognize. So I thought, what the hell, why not respond?
The largest size available, of course.
To which the unknown person replied:
Lol will do
Since I was having fun with it, I decided to keep going:
When will it arrive?
I haven’t heard back yet.
I’m tempted to call the number and find out who it is.
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