I'm watching Alcatraz, Cal Sweeney (S1EP4) @intonow http://t.co/qfIdYCwg # Just had a client ask if we have a Zip drive. # Funny thing is, I have a Zip drive at home. So I'm now their savior. # Zip disc didn't have the file they were looking for. # Gotta dance. – Magic Carpet Ride by [...]

Booty Swing by Parov Stelar, from #SoundHound http://t.co/5sF1hwKD # Catching up w/ Hurley (watching Alcatraz, Pilot S01E01) http://t.co/ZEMQ9OMx # My webhost should be happy. I just updated my WP install. # Just had an unsatisfactory call w/ an incompetent @Uverse service tech. He was clueless & made changes w/o asking if it was ok to [...]

@woofytexan Once again, we missed each other at breakfast. I was there 2 hours after you checked in. in reply to woofytexan # @woofytexan The start of this year is better than the end of last. Currently looking for a house to rent, tired of high rent downtown. in reply to woofytexan # @woofytexan Under [...]

It's new to me. – Hey Jayne Mansfield Superstar! by Sigue Sigue Sputnik, from #SoundHound http://t.co/oVXzLBKG # @markramsey @johnburensouth Sorry to hear that. What floor is he on? in reply to markramsey # @JohnBurenSouth Now I remember you! We met at @markramsey's birthday thing at @LeeHarveys last year. Now we're living in the same building. [...]

#Giants fan check-in on Yahoo! Sportacular (#Cowboys #Giants #ys # I'm watching NFL Football, Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants #NFL @nfl_football @intonow http://t.co/BJjGSfZm # I am watching Misfits, Episode Three (S03E03). http://t.co/CtoGIPcV # I was just awarded the "Michael" badge at http://t.co/0Xy2uDDx # I am watching Burn Notice, Depth Perception (S05E16). http://t.co/CXMxic8z # Is [...]

@Clay_Harrison I use http://t.co/s2hjCGHd @asmallorange in reply to Clay_Harrison # Go Packers! (watching NFL Football, Week 16: Chicago Bears… S46E240) http://t.co/6S0onnie # #Packers fan check-in on Yahoo! Sportacular (#Bears #Packers #ys # @camsicle and to you & Shaun. in reply to camsicle # 5 of 5 stars to After America by John Birmingham http://t.co/siYygmaC # [...]

@jfritsche Every employer I've ever worked for has that policy. Unplanned absence before/after a holiday = no holiday pay. in reply to jfritsche # @jfritsche It still sucks, though. in reply to jfritsche # @mcgaritydotme Yes. in reply to mcgaritydotme # @Veribatim BB&T is the 18th largest bank in the US http://t.co/7OHsqN0J in reply to [...]

Kinda smokey w/ a hint of dark chocolate. — Drinking an Ugly Pug by @RahrBrewing @ b8sloft – Loftgasm! 2.0 — http://t.co/YTH05Y0x # Attn. web content providers: if your list is in the form of a slide show, I will not read it. #themoreyouknow # Weatherman: 'We're still over 9" in the hole' Me (in [...]

Chillin' at home, bitches! (@ b8sloft – Loftgasm! 2.0) http://t.co/foYDbEsp # @Veribatim @rnc Are you worried they'll RickPerryRoll you? in reply to Veribatim # @beckymochaface Are you sure you didn't mean put not out? Because "I have to out the iPad out" makes no sense. in reply to beckymochaface # @beckymochaface Or rather, "I have [...]

Showing my taste buds who's boss, bitches! (@ Chili's Grill & Bar) http://t.co/ES25W69i # Lionel Ritchie was here. http://t.co/17RMWWjg # @Samsungtweets What % of your phone product line made that list? Compare that to the % of the other 2 manufacturers on it. in reply to Samsungtweets # Can't send PDF proofs to a client [...]