Queso, bitches! (@ BEE: Best Enchiladas Ever) http://t.co/fNAcI7M # Walking home, bitches! (@ PARK(ing) Day Dallas w/ @coreyrawdon) http://t.co/FVqskxdW # Twice in one week, bitches! It's that good. (@ BEE: Best Enchiladas Ever) http://t.co/dgJ2ydyZ # Malts for dessert, bitches! (@ Hunky's) http://t.co/p7TBAren # I just became the mayor of PARK(ing) Day Dallas on @foursquare! http://t.co/jpgAOrdm [...]

We're watching Ed Gein: The Musical. Yes, you read that right. It's so bad it's gone from bad to good & back to bad again. # Roadkill, bitches! (@ Texas Roadhouse – McKinney) http://t.co/Sr1oe78 # Late lunch to go, bitches! (@ Which Wich Superior Sandwiches) http://t.co/DhUCixJ # Animal style fries, bitches! (@ In-N-Out Burger w/ [...]

I just got a $5 credit for instant movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://t.co/HiMsHYa to get yours. #get5 # Today is my 7-year anniversary at work. # "I want you to match a color in my file w/ a specific PMS color, even though the color in my file is not that color." # [...]

Animal Style, bitches! (@ In-N-Out Burger w/ 5 others) http://t.co/HrSv1wB # I scored 4736 points & answered all questions correct playing #KirkusReviews #QRANK. # Chorizo, bitches! (@ Taco Borracho) http://t.co/rg7NOa6 # Chicken-fried goodness, bitches! (@ Babe's Chicken Dinner House w/ 5 others) http://t.co/pjswXg7 # Any of my Tweeps have a Spotify invite to share? # [...]

@woofytexan Pancakes and the Revolution #replacebandnameswithpancakes in reply to woofytexan # I scored 8872 points playing #QRANK Bet you can't top that! http://t.co/irwZeEE # Such a happy song. – Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People, from #SoundHound http://t.co/Z5asF7m # OSP, bitches! (@ Bryan Street Tavern) http://t.co/DTBz5hm # Stop 2, bitches! (@ Anvil Pub) http://t.co/NWLft7l [...]

Pretty good. — Drinking a Shiner 102 Double Wheat @ b8sloft – Loftgasm! 2.0 — http://untp.it/pisOAz # Lady Gaga & Captain Kirk. http://instagr.am/p/JqQlr/ # Fries well done, bitches! (@ In-N-Out Burger w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/pNZcQB # Groceries, bitches! (@ Kroger w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/nhWpbI # Gee, thanks. http://t.co/BDMPNjS # Sure glad they have this right [...]

I'm at Taco Borracho (300 N. Akard St, #110 Pacific Ave, Dallas) http://4sq.com/mVk3SM # Beer w/ my cycling friends, bitches! (@ Bryan Street Tavern) http://4sq.com/qItnlO # Just posted a photo @ Bryan Street Tavern http://instagr.am/p/JHmAa/ # Late dinner, bitches! (@ Press Box Grill) http://4sq.com/nt2FKS # OH: You're assuming I'm trying to start an argument with [...]

I scored 7283 points in #QRANK Sports. Think you know #sports ! Prove it! http://bit.ly/b8lZZu # Workin', bitches! (@ NMCC) http://4sq.com/rfpGep # Meatball Wich, bitches! (@ Which Wich Superior Sandwiches w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/nMFTyh # @jfritsche Mine also 3-hole punch. in reply to jfritsche # Rest stop, bitches! (@ Waterfall Billboard) http://4sq.com/ngUDbC # I scored [...]

@coreyrawdon We've always used Super Shuttle. in reply to coreyrawdon # Sandwiches to go, bitches! (@ Jimmy John's) http://4sq.com/oDDyR4 # I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on @untappd! http://untp.it/nlcinK # Back where we started, bitches! (@ Bryan Street Tavern) http://4sq.com/oKBENf # Animal style, bitches! (@ In-N-Out Burger w/ 14 others) http://4sq.com/pTdOxv # Toner's here! [...]

@mcgaritydotme Ozarka, available at any grocery store, although when I brewed my own I used Richardson tap water. in reply to mcgaritydotme # @oldpoet Only if they're going to Mass at the Cathedral downtown. in reply to oldpoet # I scored 5084 points in #QRANK Sports. Think you know #sports ! Prove it! http://bit.ly/b8lZZu # [...]